Cursed
who knows

revam1ss:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Ahahahaha KISS HER THERE YOU WALNUT!<3
There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.
Paramahansa Yogananda (via psych-facts)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

(via celestialharold)

dion-thesocialist:

Guys who are afraid to ask girls out on dates really need to grow a pear. Grow a peach too, and a pineapple, and a whole thing of grapes. Make a fruit salad, and instead of going on dates, you can just eat a whole fruit salad.

(via beenalionfromthestart)

Pain is something to master, not to wallow in.

Anaïs Nin

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via beenalionfromthestart)


trust:

"all girls dress the same"